I bloody love London

I was in London for the day on my way home to Australia. By george I bloody love it. 

Everyone is so polite; when I say "thank you" they say "your welcome".

It's super multicultural; I want Poh for lunch, no pohblem.

They have topshop. And I buy green elephant socks.

Hipsters roam the streets. They are so hip they don't even have hips, and give me directions to the best flat white. P.S next hipster trend= espadrilles and woven tights

And sexy spanish hairdressers, who massaged my headache away into sexy spanish hairdresser heaven.

+Elvira the coolest lawyer in London and possibly the world, who manages to invite stray travellers out for lunch and save the world at the same time.